we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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