I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Someone signed my nipple.
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