Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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