And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
