its not stalking. its research.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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