guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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