...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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