SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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