Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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