After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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