I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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