The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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