sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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