yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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