so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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