Do you still have your period?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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