Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Randomize
