it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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