Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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