all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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