You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize