I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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