I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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