I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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