i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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