Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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