I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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