he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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