yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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