would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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