You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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