Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Gay?
German.
Pity.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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