i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize