is your mom at the bar?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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