Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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