you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
