do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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