I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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