so that wasnt chicken after all
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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