we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Randomize
