i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize