so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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