Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
