sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Mom said you looked used
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
