My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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