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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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