Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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