Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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