Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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