Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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