I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
how drunk are you?
Several
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
