she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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