i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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