i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How external is "for external use only"?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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