I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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