found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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