i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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